Microsoft: "We just signed a binding 10-year contract to bring Xbox game Call of Duty to Nintendo's gamers"
Me: "Uh... Can you sign a contract for a thing that's not quite yours yet?"
Coder, pun perpetrator
Grumpiness elemental
Hyperbole abuser
Tools programmer
Writer-wannabe
Did translations once upon a time
I contain multitudes
(TurfsterNTE off Twitter)
Trans rights
Black lives matter
Be excellent to each other