• he/him

Coder, pun perpetrator
Grumpiness elemental
Hyperbole abuser


Tools programmer
Writer-wannabe
Did translations once upon a time
I contain multitudes


(TurfsterNTE off Twitter)


Trans rights
Black lives matter


Be excellent to each other


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caela-argent
@caela-argent

"Oh fuck. It's THIS guy."

"What's he flying? Looks like some sort of... long-range net repair thingamajig. Does that thing even have GUNS on it?"

"Doesn't need 'em."

"What? What's he doing out here?"

"Mercenary."

"Then how does he fight?"

"Posting. Shitposting. Every time that big dish spools up, he fires out a bunch of garbage over the Omninet. Floods your computer systems. Leaves you a sitting duck."

"...There is no way that works."

"Trust me. I worked with the guy once. His fingers are like spiders, the way they dash over the keys. He can put out a dozen dick jokes and a misspelled taunt directed towards Twitter's Main Character in five seconds flat."

"There's no way that's real. Right?"

Comm static

"...Sarge?"

-- Omninet chatter from the second Lucerian Campaign, 3265


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