Get absolutely fucked you worthless shitstain of a CEO.
You don't have to listen to the brainworms that tell you to jump on the latest fad so you can be mini-Stalin.
You really don't.
Especially with those bullshit metrics that don't even make sense.
But then, you're a CEO and not a human being, so you don't know how actual human beings act and think.
Also, good job leaking your internal communications to the leakiest black box outside your control you could find, you absolute idiot.