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cathoderaydude
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bunglewump
@bunglewump asked:

where can I get that LGBT E420 VHS tape your have on your shelf??

I designed it myself a couple years ago, with all intention of producing them as merch. What ended up happening is that I found out it's really really hard to make VHS sleeves.

They're supposed to be printed and die-cut from bulk card stock. The mechanisms for doing this are of course not available to me. Home printing is also difficult, because you can't make a sleeve out of a single sheet of 8.5x11. It would require two, which I would have to cut out by hand, then glue together. The resulting product would, frankly, look and feel like shit, and that's assuming I could even find a combination of printer & stock that worked and didn't jam every two or three sheets - and even then, I just don't have the space for this. It would require a whole room, basically, that I don't have, with a work table and a dedicated printer and and and.

It's a fun idea, but this is exactly the kind of merch item that kills independent creators when they offer it as a stretch goal or w/e without understanding what they're committing to. I don't want to spend hours a week gluing paper together only to have it fall apart in transit or a week later, and I don't want to send people sheets of warped and ink-soaked paper, or something that they have to assemble themselves which will just end up stuck on a shelf, unfinished and forgotten. If I were to sell these at all, they would need to be the real thing: die-cut (or CNC-cut) cardstock with glossy finish, capable of holding a VHS tape.

I looked into making them professionally. Unsurprisingly, it's hard to find a company that still makes VHS sleeves. I tried contacting some print shops, but for obvious reasons I felt constrained to only pursue shops that had queer-friendly signaling on their websites, which is pretty rare. I found maybe two; one didn't respond to me at all, and one didn't really seem to get what I was asking for. Because, see, the other problem is that I just don't know what I'm looking for. I don't speak Print, so I don't know what paper weights and styles exist, etc. What I need is a professional print shop that can solve these problems for me.

I want to hire someone for a few hundred bucks to go out and find the right paper and the right process to produce something that, to them, appears to be a VHS sleeve. I am too busy to handle all the intermediate steps beyond receiving a sample and telling them "yes, that's it" or "no, this isn't quite right." Unfortunately I don't think anyone exists who will perform this service; all the print shops I found just expected you to Place An Order, with all the questions already answered.

I have considered just making the .psd available, and I can't quite remember why I haven't done that. Maybe I'll put it on my web site.


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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:

i recently got a quote from a union print shop in georgetown, and while their quote was higher than budgeted and i went with a print-on-demand shop elsewhere, i think they’d be willing to talk you through the job, figure out paper weight etc, and at least let you know what it’d cost.

i can fumble my way around affinity and have picked up enough printing knowledge from my dad to design things that still look good after going through printers, so if you want some assistance i’d be happy to chat.

This feels like something that could be done with a cricut- I've messed with them at work, and I can already imagine running into issues with maximum cutting size and aligning prints to cut lines, but if you make the file available (even just the cut template) I would be happy to mess with it and see if it's viable.

I've been looking into doing something similar at home using something like a DesignJet T210 and a Silhouette Cameo 4 Pro, which would give around 24" of width for making boxes. Never got around to it, sounds like a fun project though.