• he/him

Coder, pun perpetrator
Grumpiness elemental
Hyperbole abuser


Tools programmer
Writer-wannabe
Did translations once upon a time
I contain multitudes


(TurfsterNTE off Twitter)


Trans rights
Black lives matter


Be excellent to each other


UE4/5 Plugins on Itch
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in reply to @Campster's post:

Strogg getting to earth after some initial scouting, mad as hell that their order for Torture Slammers don't fit the humans.

"No, they proportionally have long limbs, they're not 15ft tall"

"Look, minimum order was 10,000 Torture Slammers. We're sending the next batch at a discount but it's gonna take a couple decades to ship that distance."

"Fuckin- we will make due for now but you have LOST THE TORTURE SLAMMER CONTRACT NEXT INVASION"