"Please disable your adblocker to proceed to our website."
Has that ever actually worked? Are you absolutely certain you're the only place on the internet to find the information that Google sent me here for? Odds are that you're a Reddit search away from being totally irrelevant.
Ask again. In a little girl voice. Beg me not to close the tab, go on. Guarantee me that none of your ads serve malware. Go ahead. Guarantee that, and we'll talk.
Sometimes, unfortunately, it's a fucking government site or whatnot that's the only way to Do The Thing, because fuck having offices or phones you can actually talk to humans on