why the fuck did we stop using removable batteries?
i need to KNOW that the device has in fact had ZERO FUCKING ACCESS TO ELECTRICITY
because engineers can't be trusted to do that and programmers are idiots who like to cache way to much nonsense in ways that persist across boots. fuck you programmers and engineers. make it easier to kill your devices and softwares because sometimes they need to die.
They can't sell you a new one if you can service or replace the battery.
Why won't you give the moneyghouls more money?
Bad sheeple.