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erica
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here's our tiny truck (van) next to a normal truck (some guy's dodge ram) parked on the side of the street the other day and i had to take a picture because i truly could not believe how small it is vs how absurdly stupid big pickups are

which, granted, it seems to be lifted and definitely doesn't have stock tires, unless dodge is now selling a Jerk Kit for jerks


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in reply to @erica's post:

They do in fact sell Jerk Kits for for the trucks. An old boss bought his Chevy Avalanche with the full jerk package straight from the dealer. Was like scaling a mountain to get into the damn thing, and it had a DVD player in the dash despite it being illegal in Oregon at the time.

i was watching the 49ers vs the cowboys and one ad was like "What Are You Going To Do With Your Factory Lifted [brand, i honestly forgot bc there were so many truck ads] Truck??" and they had shit like going on adventures and im like "nobody is doing that with their factory lifted truck, they're driving it to costco and parking over the bloody line"

literally the only places i see those trucks are in 3 places:

  1. street parking taking up 150% of a car's length
  2. in traffic with little-to-no dirt or wear because they commute to costco and nowhere else as you said
  3. in the mall parking specifically only in the Small Car spots