People asking the question "But how can they make Lara Croft into something like the MCU? They only have one character!" are forgetting the amazing line-up of Big Western Fan Favourites they already have!
- "Nobility"
- White Saviour
- Colonialism
- Backwards "Savages"
- Evil Foreigners
- It's not stealing if it's from a "lesser" civilisation, it's saving
- Daddy Issues
- Mysticism
- Animal Cruelty
- And More!
How could this go wrong?!
"turning [IP] into the MCU" is a thought moneyghouls with no brains or morals salivate at, and this is yet another reason why we should execute all of them