Every single time I see people twist themselves into a pretzel shape to try and come up with a mnemonic for stalactites - "oh, they hold on TIGHT to the ceiling!" and what have you - I just sigh.
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Grumpiness elemental
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Writer-wannabe
Did translations once upon a time
I contain multitudes
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Trans rights
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Be excellent to each other