Turfster

On August 24, 2001, Windows XP build 2600 was released to manufacturing (RTM). During a ceremonial media event at Microsoft Redmond Campus, copies of the RTM build were given to representatives of several major PC manufacturers in briefcases, who then flew off on decorated helicopters.

so much corporate behavior - the secrecy, the policies, the theatrical security measures - is about making executives feel as important as possible, like they're heads of state at the fucking yalta conference or something

Mulch All Executives
and their bootlicking useless middle managers