Turfster

pls stop posting links to tweets expecting ppl to read them as threads. they don't work anymore if you're not logged in.

gestures at the previous chost
_{This is why I always unroll the damn things, which is A Pain, but worth it for everyone that doesn't have a throwaway twitter account left just for this purpose and who also doesn't want to use shady recaching sites}

The fact that Twitter, Before Failson, demanded you give them a phone number so they could send you a 2FA security SMS (and sell your number to marketing bullshit, probably) or your account couldn't be verified as A Real Person... and Failson has now apparently decided "SMS 2FA is only for Twitter Paypigs, disable it by next month or we'll kill your account" is so fucking sad and pathetic it loops back to being hilarious.

Failson's rumoured new "20 tweets a day for plebs" 'feature' might actually be the best thing the incompetent, useless billionaire - that should have been executed ages ago with the rest of his ilk - has ever done for the mental health of people trapped in twitter loop hell.
Inadvertently, of course.

Nobody's going to stick around for the 'content' your paying, bootlicking fash buddies create and the saddest ads ever, you fuckstick.