Turfster

I'm so sick of "marriage makes you live longer" being treated as a cutesy factoid. How about "we live in a deeply alienating society that can make you so lonely you literally die, and then we tack most of the responsibility for fulfilling people's social support needs onto one very specific high-stakes social arrangement".

Working out a marriage constellation that'll let us all live forever

_{nothing accidental about it, sometimes you have to set up a cross and just hope someone's there to put it in the back of the net}