Love it when a video file on the internet is tagged something like "Off-air VHS capture", because then you know it will be an absolutely muddy mess, with incomprehensible underwater audio and colours that dance and shimmer, because what the fuck is head tracking even?
This tape is 30 or 40 generations old and doesn't need any of that.
A... software vending machine?
Where you could download software from an online server app store from the comfort of... whatever konbini wall it was placed against probably?!
And then write it onto a floppy or cassette and whatever that third thing is?
In nineteen eighty six?!