Germanic languages, when confronted with a raccoon:
confidently "That is a washing bear"
Germanic languages, later shown a Japanese tanuki:
confused, squinting "Washing bear... uh... dog?"
Coder, pun perpetrator
Grumpiness elemental
Hyperbole abuser
Tools programmer
Writer-wannabe
Did translations once upon a time
I contain multitudes
(TurfsterNTE off Twitter)
Trans rights
Black lives matter
Be excellent to each other