It’s meant to be CEO Tim Cook’s signature addition to the Apple product lineup, and it’s garnered praise from industry insiders, even though it will enter a market that hasn’t taken off.
It's telling that even the enthusiast press says "nobody wants this fucking crap."
EDIT: I'd buy it for a dollar, but THREE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS what are they smoking in Silicon Valley these days?
(also, having an entry with a fucking wire this late in the game is just... have you absolutely not paid attention to anything anyone else was doing or consumer feelings, thinking just because you're The Mighty Fucking Shitlords Apple you were in the right again?)