Turfster

the nature of game development is that sometimes you will need to multiply a physics number by -1 to fix it. you won't know why. you can either agonize over it all day and still not know why, or just surf that sweet, sweet -1 wave into the sunset

🎶Twist it, shear it, swap it 🎶

if i were designing humans i would simply not give them a capacity for anhedonia

Product was really pushed to market too early.
As usual, executive fiat was to blame.
One day for everything?
Preposterous.

'veedee' adjustable medical vibrator, 1905 (source)

The Playdate prototype from over 100 years ago

That parses this as a "WARNING: ACTIVE LASER" decal?