Turfster

but seriously: why are you making your website less useful for power users?
tablets, phones, and aDaPtIvE wEb is at least 30% of why the webs gone to shit.

Can't have a forum anymore, that many links doesn't play well with mobile.

Can't have a 3-column design, because mobile.

I'm not even trying to be all Reddit Framerate PC Master Race here, because that shit sucks too, but you shouldn't be breaking your business website to make it easy for tablet users. Tablet users should be buying a Dell Optiplex instead of Big Phone.

We need to start selling landscape phones

You may not like it, but this is what peak grace looks like.

ask Monty Hall to take away 2 options, increasing the chance that there is no trolley, and nothing happens.
Checkmate.