Turfster

Love to have an input device that randomly double-clicks, making every single thing in 2024 a fucking chore and a "wonder what's going to happen this time" moment... Having to wait over a week for a replacement is hell.

Humble & Capcom are doing their yearly(?) Resident Evil bundle again, which is ridiculous value for money and hours of entertainment.

https://www.msarnoff.org/millitext/

The games industry sure has faced challenges this year.

Has it, Uncle Geoff?
Wow, I had no idea.

So brave of you to attack the hand that fee—
Oh that's it.
That's the whole thing.

Time!
For!
Super!
Expensive!
Ads!

_{This will be my only chost about this shitshow.}

How could I forget the vital Greenwashing Segment?

Ignore us flying people across the world to have them stand on the stage for 30 seconds, reuse your cups!
And turn on energy saving modes for your devices!

I did not expect a Peter Molyneux jumpscare today.

_{Wonder if he's still on his NFT bullshit, if it's been working on it for "years" now.}