i am going to need you to define "good"

i am going to need you to define "good"
something about the composition of this image reminds me of those PSAs a few years back trying to scare guys into quitting smoking by saying that cigarettes cause erectile dysfunction
some people are just spectacularly afraid of flavor, i guess they deserve to eat too?
maybe we're parsing the title differently to how it was intended; instead of being an adjective, maybe 'The Good' is a collective noun, and it is they who cook these sorry vegetables