I just can't get with any of the male romance options in Baldur's Gate 3
- Astarion: Count twinkola. We have Alucard at home.
- Gale: Still hung up on his ex
- Wyll: Trying way too hard and I just don't respect his crop top
- Halsin: What if one man had the energy of both halves of "my girlfriend and I saw you across the bar"
- [spoiler]: You know when a person has a really really way too close relationship with their pet and you just know you can never compete with that?
