vampire girlfriend who just spilt a big cup of your blood all over the carpet and is now inconsolably crying and trying to lick it up

vampire girlfriend who just spilt a big cup of your blood all over the carpet and is now inconsolably crying and trying to lick it up
Awwhh poor girl,, I am trying so hard to comfort her and give her little kisses........
telling her "this is why you need to just drink it from the source, babe"
this is the worst thing that happened to any girl ever