Unangbangkay

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Josh Tolentino | weeaboomer, Gamist
| work: RPG Site, Game Rant, Gamecritics | ex: Siliconera, Destructoid

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Thew
@Thew

really annoyed to discover that the current crop of post-GG gamernazis have apparently latched onto Stellar Blade as some kind of champion anti-woke game to own the feminists

I've been looking forward to it, because it looks like an extremely Mid action game with bizarrely horny circa-2009 korean MMO aesthetics, which are like, two of my favorite things. Shit looks like an xbox 360 game [derogatory], but also, shit looks like an xbox 360 game I would buy for $6 a decade after it released [laudatory]

the Gamers are correct that nobody makes cheesecake boob-physics games anymore, but it's because Gamers are so fucking gross at a fundamentally personal level that they've ruined horniness for everyone. Who the fuck wants to put cleavage in their game if These Shitheads are gonna descend and start lashing 14-words shit to it

Dudes so repulsive an entire industry is trying to run as far away from them as possible, and instead of doing some self-reflection and concluding, "maybe I should become less Fucking Repellent" they decide it must be some dark conspiracy enacted by [insert whichever minority they're maddest at today]

let me play the bad action game in peace, god


Unangbangkay
@Unangbangkay

It's super tiring to see this happen as a player of Shift Up's other game, the Live2D jiggly physics shooter Nikke, which I post about regularly on this here website.

The funny thing is a good number of the lesbians and anime fan tgirls I'm mutuals with are just as excited about stellar blade and nikke, often for the same horny reasons.

these idiots would actually have some cool friends to coom with over dumb horny games if they didn't make "you gotta let me be a fucking asshole" the center of their whole worldview. it's sad and i wish it were merely sad instead of also being dreadful



SunshineMoon
@SunshineMoon

For the people who followed me for mecha posts and are strangers to the nuances of this or that season of Kamen Rider: You know how a lot of people don't like gundam seed but can't stop reaching back to touch the hot stove? well. Gaim