This is so fucking stupid. I could have an edible tonight to calm the arthritis and the ptsd down simultaneously with zero side effects except "oops I feel a little bubbly" and be utterly disqualified for employment anywhere for the next three to six weeks.
Or I could spend every single night blind drunk to shut the noise off and ignore the pain and pass a drug test the next day every day by 10am and be a model employee.
For the record I'm doing neither, just taking ibuprofen and dealing with it but honestly what the real goddamn fuck.