You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE!
See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning.
But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal!
So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix?
Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I? I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try.
So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.
But then you take my 75% chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3...percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice!
Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
i cannot be trusted with markdown plus. thank you to jill for enabling this crime
what the FUCK did you just FUCKING say about me, you little BITCH?
i'll have you know that i graduated top of my class in the NAVY SEALS. i've been involved in n u m e r o u s secret raids on al-qaeda and i have over THREE-HUNDRED confirmed kills. i am trained in GORILLA WARFARE and i am the
TOP. SNIPER. in the ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES.
you are NOTHING TO ME, but JUST ANOTHER TARGET.
i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN ON THIS EARTH.
you think you can say that shit to ME over the INTERNET?
THINK AGAIN, FUCKER.
as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies from across the US, and your IP is being TRACED RIGHT NOW.
so you better prepare for the storm, MAGGOT.
the STORM that ends the PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE.
you're fucking dead, kiddo.
