YouMay have heard taht da Nuke Bomb was "invented" by some "Oppanheimer Style" guy , But The Truth is even More shocking .....
You See .. . back when The Government discovered the Nuclear Bomb , , they Knew of its deadly power ... and if any other governemnt got its hands on it , it could lead to the destruction of The World , and maybe even Beyond The World Too perchance. But havingUsed the nuclear Bomb , theyKnew they couldnt keep its very Existence a secret ... so they did the one thing they knewtheycould do : Keep the TrueNature of the Nuclear Bob Secret . . ..
The "Open gangnum style" guy ? These Big Bombs that they drop on places from TheSky ? The "I AM Become Death "? All A Lie . To Uncover the Real Truth ... to Prevent otheres from replicating it ............. well , i shall Become Death My SElf , and Reveal the True Nuclear Bomb , And It Is Right Here :
Now, ThisMightSeem rediclious at first. you might even be Laughing at Me for how "preposturious" this is ... And If You Are laughing at me ......... UR A BITCH !!!! But an unforutante bitch ... for you dont understand the True Deadlyness of This Beast .......
You See . . . "Cats " ,As We all refer to them as , are actually the True Nuclear Bomb ...... for Centuries , they have caused Total Chaos across TheWorld .... destroying entire cities ... countries ......... locations ......... youKnow The Ice Age ? the dino saurs ? Yeah . They Did That . and for awhile , they Kept doing that ... until humans came together to Appease the Beasts ... and by giving peace offerings and forfieting their souls to TheCats , the cats decieded 2 Spare their Mercy On Us .. .. decidfing to No Longer be Nuclear Bombs , as we provided them the things they needed (treats , BedTime , toys . etc)
ButThen The War Came Along ... and with no choice , we asked a small selection ofCats to sneak intothe front lines and secretly detonate , whilewe Hid the True Nature of their power . perchance. But yet ... after all this Time ... we still let these dangerous beaings of mass destruction in our homes ................
So,Wat Do We Do Now ? well .... nextTime u see a cat ... give it as many treatsAnd head pats as they want ......... doWatever the cat says ........... cus remember .......... their power could Easily take out the entire human race in an Instant ................................. NeverForget That ............
