I love being in a d&d campaign full of losers, like my character just got summoned by a bunch of teenage girls and then left to go drink with a fake ID.

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I love being in a d&d campaign full of losers, like my character just got summoned by a bunch of teenage girls and then left to go drink with a fake ID.
and then got into a barfight with a level 10 warlock that has defeated a level 20 necromancer wizard
HE didnt choose to, it was whatever his name was (mustache sumthin)
why would he have a comically large toblerone??? (I read that as trombone at first)
because i'll give you a comically large toblerone. an eldritch horror will show up and give you a comically large toblerone.
that sounds accurate for an entity summoned from the depths of hell (not actually that far down, only around the 4th level, (greed))