i have to boil water for instant pho with a pot, like a savage. or worse, an american. "wait, why not just use the microwave", you may ask. well, they got rid of that too. i asked why. i wish i didn't.
my parents got rid of the microwave because they never really used it much (sensible) and because it irradiates food and discombobulates food DNA and causes all sorts of genetic damage (less sensible). the kettle "ionizes water which makes it dangerous for your health" is as long as i could listen before my brain turned off to protect itself against psychic damage.
i think for the sake of my sanity it's best if i simply stop asking questions.
