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unregisteredhypercadence

why does Frog fucking the queen in 600 AD result in the entirety of the castle's staff and the millenial faire croaking and hopping like frogs

does this imply the men married into the Guardia line (which appears to be matrilineal as they still call themselves that with the king's disappearance) practiceius primae noctis and Frog is the horniest king to ever exist?

frogs don't even fuck, they just jizz in ponds and hope it works, how the hell does that work


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