Had a remarkably weak bad dream where I woke up to my phone screen being cracked and the clock jumping between hours a lot, and the phone repair person told me it was like the time was different depending on your perspective, and I was like "Oh no, this is just like how to some people I seem old". Come on, brain, you can do better than this.
Now we're talking - just woke up from one where I was playing WoW again. Horrifying.