The Web's Dear Freja

I don't think I have enough nudes I like for that, but I have been thinking about making one of those classic games where you play Columns or whatever and after each level or behind the blocks you clear there's a low-res picture of a naked lady.

I used to have one, but removed it because it kept getting spam. I think those bots were just targeting pages named "guestbook", though, so maybe I could have one named something else.