VampireExpert

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Approximate age36
LocationSweden
Trans?Yes
Goth?Yes
Lesbian?Yes
GF?No

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arborelia
@arborelia

I want to read a retelling of Dracula, except instead of the story being told via letters that the characters send each other, it's messages in the polycule group chat


arborelia
@arborelia
Dracula (1897) spoilers

Mina correlates enough data to realize that when a kid makes a TikTok about the Bloofer Lady, it's the last one they ever make.

Jonathan reacts with the shock face emoji. Lucy reacts with a thumbs up. Everyone knows Lucy is dead


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in reply to @arborelia's post:

Mina: "I'm down for the market on Saturday. But can we do it during the day? Kinda need a break from the Drac pack."

Hellsing: "Dracula keep showing up late at night unannounced?"

Mina: "Yeah, but that's fine. Renfield grosses me out the way he keeps eating bugs."

Renfield: "It's sustainable protein, Min. Great macros."

Hellsing: "He's right, Mina, you can't argue the macros."

Mina: "Okay, then I'm just gonna sit this trip out."

Dracula: "If Mina's out, I'm out."

Renfield: "Abe, I'm still down. There's a guy who makes chocolate-dipped crickets, you gotta try it. There's like, chili flakes in the chocolate."

Jonathan: "Abe!"

Hellsing: "Yeah, I'll bring some back for you."