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| Approximate age | 36 |
| Location | Sweden |
| Trans? | Yes |
| Goth? | Yes |
| Lesbian? | Yes |
| GF? | No |
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| Who are the Tunnel Snakes? |
I want to read a retelling of Dracula, except instead of the story being told via letters that the characters send each other, it's messages in the polycule group chat
Mina correlates enough data to realize that when a kid makes a TikTok about the Bloofer Lady, it's the last one they ever make.
Jonathan reacts with the shock face emoji. Lucy reacts with a thumbs up. Everyone knows Lucy is dead
Mina: "I'm down for the market on Saturday. But can we do it during the day? Kinda need a break from the Drac pack."
Hellsing: "Dracula keep showing up late at night unannounced?"
Mina: "Yeah, but that's fine. Renfield grosses me out the way he keeps eating bugs."
Renfield: "It's sustainable protein, Min. Great macros."
Hellsing: "He's right, Mina, you can't argue the macros."
Mina: "Okay, then I'm just gonna sit this trip out."
Dracula: "If Mina's out, I'm out."
Renfield: "Abe, I'm still down. There's a guy who makes chocolate-dipped crickets, you gotta try it. There's like, chili flakes in the chocolate."
Jonathan: "Abe!"
Hellsing: "Yeah, I'll bring some back for you."
oh my gosh I hadn't even considered Renfield being in the chat himself, but of course Dr. Seward would be unethical enough to date his patient
