Officesona. Hoping to be as uninteresting as possible.

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| Approximate age | 36 |
| Location | Sweden |
| Trans? | Yes |
| Goth? | Yes |
| Lesbian? | Yes |
| GF? | No |
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Officesona. Hoping to be as uninteresting as possible.
I feel like this is what should come out of the computer when someone bings "vampire expert selfie" so imo you are doing The Lord's Work.
I'm very pleased between this and someone else saying "interview with the vampire (for an office job)".
Do you have a nice cravat? I mean, not that I would deign to modify the fit, but. Maybe with a little sparkly pin in the center. Down any road, we do not deserve perfection.