they were very sweet with the vet and a little shy, then got kind of pouty after being weighed and having their teeth checked and their tummies poked

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| Approximate age | 36 |
| Location | Sweden |
| Trans? | Yes |
| Goth? | Yes |
| Lesbian? | Yes |
| GF? | No |
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they were very sweet with the vet and a little shy, then got kind of pouty after being weighed and having their teeth checked and their tummies poked
Just realized I can tag long posts without a readmore that I share with #long post and they'll get collapsed for people with that tag muffled, including me. Nice.
do you want to play a wizard game that actually delivers on the premise?
play noita
do you want to play a wizard game where magic can do literally anything if you understand it well enough?
play noita
do you want to play a game that lets you break it in half?
play noita
noita is unfair. it hates you. it is the illusion of order constructed brick by brick from chaos, and it will randomly just start playing jenga instead.
it also lets you play jenga with the bricks of reality, because why the fuck not.
create glue with a spell. consume the glue. rewrite the rules of reality, on a lark. live in the doomed world you created.
the game hates you, and delights in watching you get drunk off of your newfound power, only to slam you right back in the dirt through some convoluted rube goldberg-ass shenanigans, then shows you exactly how many times you died, just to rub it in
it is also the single best wizard game i have ever played in my entire fucking life. the game doesn't even BEGIN to reveal itself until you start trying to break it's implied rules. heck the rules. fuck everything up. you're a goddamn wizard. you can do what you want, and nothing can stop you except your own hubris, and like three pixels of pink juice. this is a game that EXPECTS you to fuck with it, and has just as many ways to fuck with you for trying to fuck with it.
it is peak wizard shit
if at any point you felt the complicated emotion of "i fucking hate this game. 10/10, it's perfect, i can't wait to let it ruin my life", play noita
if the words "Spelunky's unhinged, toad-licking cousin" spark joy, play noita
in fact, just play noita in general
$20 on steam, and you're not giving money to a rancid transphobe, but like, three five fairly chill finnish dudes, one of which made baba is you
play fucking noita
is gud gaem, i hate it very much