I've been spending the last day imagining a site like Twitter or Mastodon or Facebook or whatever where posts are allowed to make noise as long as they are visible on screen, so that scrolling down a social media feed sounds like being in a Pachinko parlor.
This couldn't work on Cohost or Tumblr. The typical posts there are too long. The important thing about this idea is it has to be a service where you normally have 3-4 posts visible on screen at once, so that you never hear the ambience from only a single post at a time always several at once. (A corollary is that if somebody wants to just post a song for people to listen to they will have to write so much text about it that it fills an entire screen.)
I agree with this but it also makes me think of the video of the Dominoes pizza electric scooter.
