maxkriegervg
@maxkriegervg

featured an insane central rotunda with stage, mezzanie, video wall, a full tech box, and absolutely gigantic signage for what was essentially the world's coolest micro center. did not last long... at all. rip to Fry's


capy-bara
@capy-bara

like i never fucked with planet hollywood or hard rock cafe but i miss themed retail because there was still some attempt at allure of the senses and embracing whimsy even if the end result was still just trying to sell you shit

its why i have a lot of love for classic ads before everything became the same shade of Facebook Beige And Helvetica Font because imagination cauterized techies who see art as something they have to Solve entered the game. show me some fun. i dont care if the burgers are mid at least rainforest cafe was fucking fun. give me that Y2K Silver Chrome Disco Esque Gaudiness on everything again



phoenixup
@phoenixup

should an anti-capitalist game even receive a feature update? one that adds achievements, no less?

maybe not, but... in my brave foray into experimentally artistically with the commercial game production and marketing pipeline, it's been done and now there's no going back

does that make Time Bandit the only game on Steam where you can get an achievement for being radicalized?

achievements

and let's not forget that now you can buy furniture to customize your home à la Animal Crossing, except there aren't many choices and it's all kind of gray and depressing

furniture

more pleasant perhaps are the addition of a moon with real-time moon phases and real-time seasons for the forest and the trees you grow!

the moon

I'm also putting the game on sale for 20% off to celebrate everyone's favorite time-related holiday, the end of daylight savings time! it's always a great time to steal time crystals from your employer in an idle adventure game, but now it's maybe an even little better time