Mouse bartender: “This one’s on the mouse!” They then pour your drink on top of their head and walk away. You still have to pay for the drink.

31 y/o white passing mixed w/ Black monster woman from the Netherlands. Artist (occasionally). Writer (again, every so often). Prone to camera sniffing behavior, one of them θΔ folk.
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Mouse bartender: “This one’s on the mouse!” They then pour your drink on top of their head and walk away. You still have to pay for the drink.