Hey, so have I ever talked about how sweet of a deal this whole vampirism gig actually is? Like, live and learn long enough and you get all sorts of sweet powers like flight, being able to walk up walls, maybe even some basic magic. The garlic thing is all but universally bullshit, I didn't even get hit with the whole sunlight intolerance too badly all things considered! Really, y'all should consider joining me in this, it's been such an amazing journey and I've gotten to know some amazing people over the course of all this.
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some of us got a lethal sunlight intolerance and keep getting stuck counting individual grains of salt but yeah okay
