
31 y/o white passing mixed w/ Black monster woman from the Netherlands. Artist (occasionally). Writer (again, every so often). Prone to camera sniffing behavior, one of them θΔ folk.
AD: @blimpjackal
Fascinated to learn that Alton Brown name searches, and also that Dream Alton Brown is chaotic and evil.
i think it's less that he namesearches and more that approximately thirty people @'d him about my Dream Soup
I've been told my dream self is firmly chaotic neutral, sometimes sweet and nurturing, sometimes a real villain.
huh! i should take better notes of how i act in other peoples' dreams
the "i'm not sure" from Alton Brown always kills me. the man himself cannot be sure of his own innocence.
Brew one mug of earl grey and one mug of peppermint tea. Pour the earl grey into a large bowl, then the peppermint tea. The order is vital. Then salt vigorously
NOTE: do not make this, it is incredibly disgusting and made me feel physically ill after eating/drinking it
I make two kinds of tea, mostly:
Consequently I think about “in the hole” approximately every time I make tea
honestly possibly, but given how specific he was about the ingredients and their ordering, i think if he were trying to teach me an actual dish he would've just done that
god imagine a restaurant that just served somnicuisine. you’d need to charge high prices just to break even, but there is no shortage of upper-middle-class whimsy seekers who’d be on board