"jail isn't real" I tell myself while short selling my own shitty company for a quick buck, immediately alarming financial authorities

31 y/o white passing mixed w/ Black monster woman from the Netherlands. Artist (occasionally). Writer (again, every so often). Prone to camera sniffing behavior, one of them θΔ folk.
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"jail isn't real" I tell myself while short selling my own shitty company for a quick buck, immediately alarming financial authorities