Vera Lycaon

Hail, or as I like to call it, sky skittles

...I don't, I don't call it that, I am sleep deprived and stuck at work but feel compelled to bring my chost to rechost ratio down. I am grasping at straws and all anybody grows around here is corn

They should let you eat one item, and I mean a specifically nonedible item, just once in your life with no consequences or anything. People would probably blow it on planes or something but I think I want to a pine growing around a boulder and I would count the pine and the boulder as a complete thing so I could eat them both.

I mean to be fair, pine trees are by and large edible.

They don't taste good, but you can in fact turn damn near the entire tree into food.

rubber aminals

rechost if you agree

gently polishes them

I'm hearing the smoke detector repeatedly go off from an apartment near mine and I can only guess with how poorly ventilated these houses are, especially in light of me accidentally setting off my own at 6:30 AM earlier today by taking a shower (with the kitchen window and the balcony door on the other side of the house open no less) that they're doing much of the same up there

whose idea was it to have these things on this much of a hair trigger, I've had this fucking thing go off like twenty times since I started living here and only two of those involved actual smoke lmao