People always have the most uncreative "what I'd do with a time machine" stories.
"Oh I'd stop 9/11" You absolute simpletons. Pea-brained knuckledraggers. If I got a time machine you wouldn't hear from me until everyone in Spain was speaking Arabic and the only notable religious organization in central Italy was a modest temple to the Hittite storm god Tarḫunna. I'm fucking EVERYTHING up. Can't have 9/11 if America doesn't exist
going back with a mossberg to meet charlemagne
"heiliges römisches reich" pal we will see about that
Consequences to my own timeline be damned, sinking every european ship looking to colonize the americas and telling the chinese boats on the west coast they're on thin fuckin' ice bud so watch it.
okay I was just going to share this and move on like I almost always do, but
I did the ol' right-click-and-"Search google for '[term]'" to sate my curiosity and make sure I was thinking the right thing and discovered google has one of those animated search result pages specifically for this. Big fan.
