YOU ARE LISTENING TO
[roar]
105.3 DRAGON FM
[growl, sound of claws on clinking coins]
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT
MUSIC TO HUNT AND TERRORIZE TO
[knight death scream]
[echoing scream-roar]
THIS AINT YOUR SIRE'S RADIO STATION
[Frank Sinatra - Jingle Bells starts playing]
oh dang i didnt know this station had slay music