"...Used to be you could walk into any McDonald's in the country and play as much Mario Kart as you wanted. But then the Nintendo Wii comes out, and suddenly they don't want kids beating the shit out of each other in their restaurants. So all the little kiosks start comin' out of the McDonalds, and then BAM: Recession. See where I'm going with this?"
"Sir, this is a fucking Kid's Foot Locker."
"Then you know just how dire the situation is."