For those of you no longer on Twitter, I held a poll there (because I simply do not understand CSS witchcraft enough to do so here):

Honestly, I expected the results to be a lot closer, but I'm still very tickled by these results. Now to imagine someone handing Ellen a trophy and her just looking incredulous.

Mmmmm... yeah, that's good.


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in reply to @VisorVixens's post:

Now a little brain worm just hit. Ellen being a little competitive and Tide being a shark and all: Tide eats a Bic pen as a party gag, like Ta-da! Shark eating non-food.

Waffle does so too, like, hah hah! I too can consume crazy things!

Record Scratch, everyone staring, Tide: Ellen, yo, foxes can’t like just evert their tummies, right?

I dunno it seemed funny in my head!