"Hey, Mabel, can you borrow me a lion knife?"

"A... a what?"

"C'mon, you know, a lion knife."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"That's weird."

"Carmen, do you have any idea what she's on about?"

"No, but I suspect buffoonery."

"What! C'mon, you should know what I'm talking about. I'm sure you've used lion knives plenty in your line of work."

"...Is this a Hmong thing?"

"I could have sworn this was a known thing."

"Where did you hear it?"

"Everywhere!"

"I've never heard of this in my life."

"Huh. Well, I guess not every cat has lion knives."


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