hearing “This Is Me” (a song my fat, fuzzy wife took as a personal liberation anthem) as the backing track of a weight loss commercial makes me want to drown somebody

im lov me wif
my one brain cell is going stupid faster than you’ll ever be smart
hearing “This Is Me” (a song my fat, fuzzy wife took as a personal liberation anthem) as the backing track of a weight loss commercial makes me want to drown somebody