personal opinion time: if you are not old enough to have theoretically mothered a teenager, you do not qualify for MILFhood; the whole idea is that your teenage kid’s horny friends think you’re hot

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my one brain cell is going stupid faster than you’ll ever be smart
personal opinion time: if you are not old enough to have theoretically mothered a teenager, you do not qualify for MILFhood; the whole idea is that your teenage kid’s horny friends think you’re hot