shyla told me some upsetting news the other day about some conservative bullshit
me: shit piss goddamn. fuck! jesus!!
shyla: can you say those last two in that order?
me: i’m his wife, i can fuck him if i want to

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my one brain cell is going stupid faster than you’ll ever be smart
shyla told me some upsetting news the other day about some conservative bullshit
me: shit piss goddamn. fuck! jesus!!
shyla: can you say those last two in that order?
me: i’m his wife, i can fuck him if i want to
p sure there’s a thing about the church as the bride of christ but hell if i know how those pagan catholics do it