people who write succubus/lust demons as being sexy are cowards, don't tell me they're there to tempt people to sin when your wrath demons are extremely good at fighting instead of being the most aggravating, annoying, punchable beings in existence.
if you're going to make your gluttony demons fat but not make your lust demons pick up artist sex pest types I don't think you've thought this through at all
This is something that drives me mad when people look at 40k's Chaos gods and say, "Oh, I simply wouldn't fall for that."
There's so many ways you can make horrific powers seem inviting, even kind and compassionate, and people settle every time for "lol slaanesh fucks"
Slaanesh is that late night burst of energy that lets you finish storyboarding an animated project you can't wait to share with the world; what ends up being made might differ from your original vision...
Khorne is that dull grunt and burst of adrenaline that comes when you learn to take a tackle and burst on through a defensive line. You're better now. Stronger. The scoreboard will prove your might.
Nurgle is that cocktail of supplements and multivitamins you're chowing down on each morning, staving off a hunger you can't name. There's a gnawing in your gut; you'll find the combination of pills to silence it.
And Tzeentch... Tzeentch is running DOOM on a pregnancy test.
this is along the same lines as why, whenever people write demons as being immune to drugs, i’m always like
“okay consider: what if instead they were hypersensitive”
